You Can Vote However You Like
October 30, 2008 at 4:51 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: ron clark academy, ti, whatever you like
Guy to friend in movie theater, just before movie starts: Dude, my blog post today was *so* good. –Loews Theater, 34th St
October 30, 2008 at 1:46 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: columbia university, funny quotes, overhead in new york
**Lots of positive publicity for Columbia going on here this week**
Girl #1: That Major English Texts class is ridiculous. You had to memorize soo much.
Girl #2: You’re not even in that class! I’m in that class…so I would know. You shouldn’t be complaining!
Girl #1: I’m the TA, asshole.
–Columbia University
Woman on cell: Little did I know you can’t keep charging if you never pay the bill.
–Union Square West
Mother: When I’m so old that I think it’s okay to wear a fanny pack, please just set me on fire and walk away.
Chick: Okay.
–Brooklyn Heights Promenade
Tourist lady #1: Is this it?
Tourist lady #2: I think this is it.
Tourist lady #1: You’d think they’d have signs or something.
Tourist lady #2: Yeah, this must be it, though.
–Times Square
Chick on cell: He’s had his dick in me, but I worry it would be out of line to Facebook friend him. Modern life is so weird.
–Columbia University
Mormon girl, loudly agreeing with friend: Yeah, I know, I know! I didn’t even know what a dildo was until I got here! Like, freshman year!
–Outside Lerner Hall, Columbia University
Professor: My favorite words to hear are “just do nothing.” My second favorites are “open bar.”
–College of Mount Saint Vincent, Bronx
Little boy to friend: It wasn’t until last year that I realized that not everybody is Jews!
–Near Columbia
If you don’t vote, no celebrity will ever date you.
October 29, 2008 at 10:30 pm (Politics)
Tags: celebrities, steven speilberg, vote, voting
Alaska’s Largest Newspaper Endorses Obama
October 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm (Politics)
Tags: alaska, Anchorage Daily News, bbc, endorsement, sarah palin
See BBC article after the jump. But really, if the only state who has experience with your leadership style doesn’t endorse you, what does that say about your qualifications for the vice-presidency?
Art for Obama
October 27, 2008 at 2:55 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: art, barack obama
Thanks to AMQ for sending me this 
Columbia Represent!
October 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: baseball, columbia, fernando perez, tampa bay rays
Further Proof that I <3 Nerds
October 21, 2008 at 7:00 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: actors, geeks, movies, nerds, seth rogen, zack and miri make a porno
This is Seth Rogen at the premiere of his new movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I’ve thought Seth was hilarious since seeing Knocked Up, and now that he’s lost weight, he’s gravitating towards justifiably cute.
Good Lord I love Rolling Stone
October 20, 2008 at 2:53 am (Politics)
Tags: barack obama, Politics, presidential campaign, rolling stone
This is a great interview with Barack Obama. And I think anyone who complained about Sarah Palin’s Newsweek cover will shut their mouth after seeing ol’ Racky’s mug on this one. Seriously, will someone at Rolling Stone just give me a job already?
